Until 2010!

I have to be real. Already I ate chicken on ciabatta bread at the airport. Plus, C is for cookie...what does cookie combine well with? Ponder that while I order dessert.

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a commercial flight that is on time. Can you do that for me, Mr. Claus? Hmm, no? The best you can so is a Budweiser Brewhouse with Sam Adams on tap? I HATE you Santa! You force me to drink when I'd rather be on my way home! You fat, lazy enabler

Every morning and nearly every night I walk by LOVE and it reminds me of my ultimate goal in life. So maybe I live in fairy tales and ridiculously formulaic rom-coms that rot your brain but that's been it. L-O-V-E

Natural History Museum for immature adults

I've transformed my eyelashes into Venus flytraps

I can't sleep because a) I have to finish a report that I'm this close to finishing but just won't b) I am pondering what I should do with my life. And since Bing is the decision engine, I typed in (and it auto finished my thought) "what should I do with my life?" As God as my witness, it answered me this http://ow.ly/uJhR